Author's Note: The story takes place in Azeroth, a fictional world created by Blizzard Entertainment for their game World of Warcraft.
Owakeri Brightmoon is an elderly tauren druid who founded the Brightmoon Faire on Wyrmrest Accord along with his daughter Lindiwe. To help others understand the motivations of the Old Man I kept an in-character journal.
Owakeri was knowing for boozing, womanizing, senile ramblings and his shady nature. Several of these stories are a way to explain adding another Brightmoon to the clan. I'll try and note when a player's character is mentioned.
Hi! If you're reading this, you're probably one of my children... or, you're not, but you have an interest in the Brightmoon family... or, maybe you just picked it up to read while taking your time in the outhouse (there are some empty pages in the back if you need some paper for other uses).
EITHER WAY... this is where I'm going to jot down some of my past... cause I'm not getting any younger. (I would like to point out that I'm still just as attractive to the ladies as I was 20 years ago, proof positive is how often I see women checking me out... especially when I forgot to put my pants on. Course, that could be because I'm a tauren wandering around without pants... but I'm sure it has more to do with my stellar looks!)
I like to start all my stories with, "this one time, in Mulgore..." and in this case it's true. See, I met my second wife first, back when I was training as a shaman. Wait, wait, don't stop reading... I know I'm a druid NOW but back then we didn't remember druidism. Sure I've got this affinity for nature, that's why I took up the totem, so to speak. But anyway... Onawa was training along side me in Bloodhoof, and boy was she HOT. Yeah, it was summer... but when she stripped down to cool off in the lake I would get so distracted with--
Right... focusing... Onawa was my second wife. Maybe I should start with my first wife, whom I met second.
Alright, forget this... I'm going to come back to writing after thinking about how I want to write it all down.
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