Pagham, calm, high-pitched voice: Good evening and thanks for tuning in, ladies and gentlemen. It's that hour again, so sit down in front of those goblin radio's and lets get right into it. This is Pag and Nag's Advice Forum, and we discuss and help the problems of the listeners through letters they send in. I'm your host, the voraciously good looking Pagham. And we have with us my counterpart in all ways, the three-time veteran, Negragh.
Pagham: Dear Pag and Nag, My warlock friend, who I like spending time with, chooses to hang out with his succubus most of the time. I can’t for the life of me feel comfortable in her presence – the sexual innuendo, the inappropriate attire – all make me feel awkward. Maybe if I was a male I’d feel differently, I don’t know. Anyhow, is there a way I can bring this issue up with my friend without hurting anyone’s feelings? Thunder Bluff Conservative
Negragh, deep gravel voice: What? Are you serious? If you think a succubus is bad you should see some of the indecent demons we were fighting with back in the second war. But fine, I get it, you’ve led a sheltered life and hardly had to leave your little valley to show your face to the rest of the world, the world that’s fighting to keep you safe from greater evils than some skanky enslaved demon. First of all, warlocks don’t have souls so they can’t have feelings.
Tell your friend straight up that he needs to keep his whore out of your sight. Don’t bother adding an “or” on there, if you’re bothered by the sight of naked flesh I doubt anything you’d threaten would really alarm the warlock. And, barring that, start punching the demon any time she slaps that whip most of em carry. Your friend will understand.
Pagham: This is incredible. My opponents advice its simply bedazzling. First off, TBC, is you need to understand that there is nothing more beautiful in this world than a curvy, leather-bound succubus chika. They inspire the great poets and sculptures. You need to understand that Mulgore is backwater, and unless you want to be scene as 'that narrow minded' person, you need to accept the wonders of a succubus for what they are.
Don't tell the warlock to remove her. Why would you ask a florist to remove a rose, simply because you're dead inside? Instead, bask in the rose, mimic the rose. Dress as she does and slap your tauren booty to get attention. I, myself, would love to see more open minded tauren babes struttin' their stuff.
I do agree on the point of beating the warlock, however. They themselves are bad, stupid, and pointless people. Oh, so, very pointless.
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