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Snabblescrew reporting here with the latest action in your world! Recently a respected member of Mistreavers was brutally beaten by... UNBELIEVABLE! *in an aside* it says here another Mistreaver did it, is this RIGHT?? whoo hoo hoo, Korouk is going to be PISSED! *back to the audience* Well folks, it would seem that Tacitah Dawnweaver of the Mistreavers was beaten by another Mistreaver! Karnig Tor'kren was unavailable for comment (not that it would do much good if he was) and Tacitah still has her jaw wired shut. But fear not! Snabblescrew's (Live) Snapshots has an exclusive interview with Kaikura, the troll who found Tacitah and patched her up.

Snabblescrew: Thank you for being here Mister Kaikura!

Kaikura: Yah, sure ting...

S: So... inquiring minds want to know... what HAPPENED?

K: Ah slee... communin' wid dah eart, yeah and den dis ruckas staht up. Dere screamin' an growlin' an roarin' an weepin'. Way too much noise tah commune wid eart... dey quiet types. So ah sit up tah check it out an dere dis big angry oahk, ah know him... Kahnig. Anyway, he beatin' dah tah outta dis wee elf ting. She cryin' and screamin'. Ah almost feel bad den ah see she Tackeetah.

S: Tah-see-tah?

K: Yeah, dats what ah said, Tah-Kee-tah.

S: Uh... right. So what did you do?

K: Do? ah watch!

S: So you didn't feel inclined to intervene?

K: Wha'fore?

S: To save her life?

K: ah, yeah, s'pose Kahnig get in some trouble if she die, ah kinda like dat cat, yah.

S: ...

K: What?!

S: Okay, so obviously the fight ended at some point, what happened?

K: near as ah cen tell she finally got heah wind an do dat screamin ting priesties know dat send everyone runnin'. Him an his cat took off an she pass out.

S: Did you do anything then?

K: Yeah, felt bad for dah guy so ah figure ah save de elf. Hopped down from mah spot and patch heah up some.

S: Wait... aren't you a druid that commands, adeptly, the healing powers of nature?

K: yeah?

S: Why didn't you just heal her with your magic?

K: it not magic, not really... 'sides, de Loa an de Muddah, dey kinda fickle. Tahkeetah some kinda demon oah sometin... tryin' tah heal heah wid nature kinda like tryin' tah wash ya laundry in de mud.

S: okay, fair enough, not like I know anything about restoration. But wait... you said she's a priest, how come she didn't heal herself?

K: She all outta juice.

S: Sorry?

K: She use all heah juice keepin' heahself alive durin' de fight. She all out when it done.

S: Oh, mana... I understand. But what about later?

K: Ah, she prolly try but she need tah talk tah heal.

S: Oh, right, you said she passed out. What about when she woke up?

K: yeah, she awake by den. But talkin' hahd when yah jaw wihed shut.

S: What was wrong with her jaw? Was it broken?

K: What? uh..no.

S: Then why was it wired shut?

K: Oh dat... she got a mout on heah dat one. She not shut up, so I wihed it shut foah heah.

S: Oh.

K: So... ah gettin' paid foah dis intahview, yeah?

Snabblescrew: That's all we have for you today folks! Stay tuned for more updates as they unfold. will there be a trial? Will anyone care? Snabblescrew's (Live) Snapshots has all your gossip... live!