So... one of my kids got married while I was uh, indisposed. Tomahna, he's a bastard. No really... I sort of, consoled his mother... while her husband was on a trip... Let me tell you this, Seers... are annoying.
At any rate, the dumb shit married an elf. I'd've raised a stink but she scares the crap out of me.. and this is more ammunition to disinherit the kid. I'm not even sure he really gets anything... huh, maybe I should write a will. Leave everything to Bullzilla, that'll piss him off. He'll be too confused (and probably scared of booby traps) he'll just hoard the crap. So tempted.
At anyrate, my idiot bastard child married an elf and she's pregnant. Yes, I said pregnant. At least I think so, rumors are kind of filtering in slowly now that my sources are hearing I'm back to normal. So I'm sure she's been cheating on him, maybe with that elf that my daughter is boinking. Seriously, what is UP with my kids and elves?
Onatak and Ameyah are the only reasonable kids I have right now, both are dating (or at least knocked up) a tauren. I won't go so far as to say they both picked respectable tauren, but I'll take a backstabbing piece of swine shit tauren over an outstanding citizen elf any day. I mean when it comes to mingling with my family.
Don't get me wrong, elves are great... they have a place in the world. They keep things from hitting me, they make me water, they summon me from across the lands... but they need to stick to their own kind. I've got plenty of them in the faire, but you don't see me skirt chasing (and that's only partly due to not being able to tell them apart... some of the men wear dresses, I mean Varkaz? really?).
I don't have anything against them. I had a friend once, he was an elf, don't remember his name... but he was a good friend, I'm sure! I'm also sure that both Tomahna and Lindiwe are too young to know what love is... they're both thinking with the wrong body bits and those gold-digging elves are taking advantage of it.
I have to get Eiada back to Onatak.... I'm going to be a granddaddy. Man, I feel old. I wonder if the little guy will be born before my birthday!? Maybe they'll name him after me. Aww. I bet Onatak would... not Eiada though, she hates me. Maybe if I pretend I've gone sober? Bah, I'll figure it out.
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