Ooooh Seelaya Ironhorn, you sultry vixen you. I still remember the way the wind would lift the edge of your skirt and show the cute little designs your friends had painted on your hooves. How the sunlight reflected off of Bloodhoof lake and made you squint with a cute little smile. Back in the day you had a body that could stop a stampede...
Too bad you have absolutely no personality.Seriously woman, "Owaren"? Subtle, really subtle.
Well it turns out I had a few more family than I knew about. Owaren "Ironhorn" is the latest member to the Brightmoon Family, and I don't mean just because he joined the Faire. His mother, who is so rutting gorgeous, would have lost her hooves if they weren't attached and has a memory only marginally better than a goldfish. She named her... er... our... son for me, but she couldn't remember my name and so named him "as close as she could".
I'm surprised Elder Ironhorn didn't come after me... and by Elder I mean her father, cause I'm actually older than he is. Actually, after doing the math... even my first born is older than Elder Ironhorn!
Well the boy obviously got my looks, lucky chap, so pray to the Earth Mother he didn't get his mother's smarts.
Author's Note: Owaren is a player character, Seelaya was made up to tie him into the story.
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