Dear Threetoes,
I seem to have a problem with discipline among my troops, in particular, when it has to do with waiting to heal fully or not running off and getting themselves killed on an impulse. It’s like they don’t like living very much!
How do I convince them to calm down and pay more attention to their own health and safety?
From,
Aggravated Commander
Dear Commander,
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I wish you the best of luck!
Harmin “Threetoes” Wildhammer
- This document has been cleared for release by the security division of the Gnomeregan Unusually Elite Secret Service.
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